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Senior Holiday Wishlist

I wish...
Tyler Bahamonde - I had ten toes
Zack Putnam - Thigh-Day Friday was a world recognized holiday
Neal Sarin - To defend the proletariat
Colin Flaumenhaft - To seize the means of production
Jonathan DeLeon - To hold hands with Oliver Zane
Galen Smith - To go a month without getting banned from the library
Naomi Roberts - To have a bigger bladder
Grace El-Fishawy - To make it through the year without getting injured
Emily Prister - For Caitlin Gilroy and Triple Trio to serenade me
Olivia Schaffer - For a Civil War elective
Chantel Malin - For a miniature horse, a pet goat, and all of the dogs
Jennifer Horkovich - For Mike Lazarre to keep a Snap- chat streak
Hunter Fossati - To not have to make a senior wish
Lucas Henderson - For organizational skills
Madison Howard - To make frosted tips illegal
AJ Marks - To hug a baby wolf
Abigail Miller - For a day to bring your pet to school
Andrew Treat - For Ski Team to be a Varsity sport!
Jimmy D’Amato - To graduate
Unique Parker - That my friends would like me as much as they like my younger brother
Benedikt Arnarsson - To understand
Zoe Butenhoff - For Cait and me to be serenaded by Owen Rahr
Caitlin Gilroy - For Zoe and me to be serenaded by Owen Rahr
Ana Sotelo-Emery - For Owen Rahr to sing me HBD
Drew Mindell - For Ginger’s muffin recipes
Kieran Anderson - To have a cat petting day at school
Spencer Lockhart - For a Wing-T team that can run buck
Quinn Schneider - For Spencer Lockhart to catch a pass
Jake Rizzuti - To have Pat back as a trainer
Emily Calderone - For a robot uprising
Olivia Conway - For a never-ending cup of coffee
Georgia Doolittle - We could have made more chara-
Conal Mueller - For Maya Karlan to give me my $5
Jacob Wolfe - For it to start snowing soon
Abigail Chow - For tax-free week at the Cafe´
Kyle Burton - For holiday lights on campus
Tatiana Perez - For Bring-Your-Pet-to-School day
Jeffrey Basta - To meet Mr. Levy’s donkey, “Burrito”
Michelle Medina - For Mr. Werrell to go to a squash match
Helena Lyng-Olsen - To go to faculty meetings and HILL!
Alex Kane - For the return of Mr. Yale at assembly
Amy An - To ride a golf-cart around campus
Clara Everett - For a lifetime supply of peanut butter
Jason Alfandre - For the students to respect the football team
Clay Wackerman - For a good life
Zander Blitzer - For a growth spurt
Jack Atkins - To be on Survivor
Skyler Sugar - To open the Hopkins vault
Morgan Noonan - For a Senior trip to Disney World
Mitchell Delfini - To be serenaded by Coach Faust
Leigh Melillo - For even more theater 
Gigi Speer -To perform with Harmonaires
Evan Schott - For Gyan to shave his beard into a goatee
Josh Goldstein - To play guitar with John Mayer
Annie Banks -
To have Rocco as my advisor for four more years
Emily Yin - For an extra ACL for safekeeping
Erin Knox - To be serenaded by Harmonaires
Jack Batchelor - For whole milk at lunch
Madison Reynertson - To be the Honeywell alert voice
Izzy Potash - To sit in the back row at Assembly
Deepak Gupta - To not get impeached
Collette Mourier - To #ImpeachDeepakGupta
Hannah Volk - For the food at the Cafe´ to be free
Emily Lawson - For an a capella solo to a Christmas carol
Liam Day - To beat Brunswick in Cross Country
Owen Rahr - To become a pro Luchador
Sasha Starovoitov - To bring back shutter shades
Julia Cusick - To forget J-School
Sonni Fitzsimonds - For a Mr. Cronin Batman reprisal
Karyn Bartosic - For a working scoreboard in the pool
Lilly Tipton - To swim in the reservoir
Samantha Dies - To have more time to think about my wish
Emilia Cottignoli - To own an otter
Olivier Kibbey - For new glasses
Lissy Stanley - To be the tall friend
Catherine duBoulay - For the Cafe´ to make churros again
Edward Martin - For Ray Wang to make me dumplings
Thor Illick - For a 2002 Ford Freestar minivan
Eli Sabin - For the ability to fall asleep anywhere
Sophia Vranos - To be friends with Kai Bynum
Jonah Norwitt - To get Hopkins a track
Gyan Maria - For Bryan Gu to keep on following his dreams
Claire Abate - That X-block didn’t exist
William Badrigian - To win Fencing Team States
John Blumenthal - For a maintenance golf-cart ride
Jessica D’Errico - For an escalator from Baldwin to Heath
Mike Lazarre - To play badminton with Mrs. Weisner
Isabella Feder - To be serenaded by all three a capella groups at once
Grace Barket - To be a fish for one day
Steve Prinz - For Hopkins to start an educational business program
Donasia Gray - To turn Maroon Fridays into Gray Fridays
Dylan Sloan - For my second-term grades to stay up better than Lucio’s receding hairline
Lucio Moscarini - For a memorable, stress-free, final semester at Hopkins
Alexandra Sokol - To regain my quad
Bryan Gu - To be Hopkins’ best French student
Samantha Phelan - For chicken-noodle soup to be the soup of the day every day
Aislinn O’Brien - For a flash mob
Kristina Yarovinsky - For underwater speakers for the pool
Raymond Wang - To have a four-course dinner date with Micah Wolfson
Jeff Gu - For Sam Phelan to say “What’s Gu?” every time she sees me
Neil Madhavani - For Mack to be able to swim
Mack Reiferson - For Neil Madhavani’s wish not to come true
Charles Paraiso - To build a wall and have Hamden Hall pay for it
Andrew Roberge - For the school to build a new theater 
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